The Art Collector

$ 75.00
The Art Collector

art collector

The world's top fine art collectors are a mystery, and thus they cannot be named.  They are noted for their species' specific markers, usually sporting 75% of the items on this list:

  • Wears an ironic trench coat
  • Wears an iconic hat
  • Wears all black or loud colors
  • Bears a striking Sense of Scale: They are tall or small and carry an odd, very large or very small pet or exhibit a loud, distinctive personal habit
  • They believe they are blindfolded to their animal instincts
  • They consider themselves leaving a legacy and integral to culture's timeline

My fine art collector treks from artist studios to gallery openings to museum galas.  Her choices move humanity and culture forward.

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This planet is full of fascinating magical people, places, and things that make me high.
They make me laugh.
They make me cry.
They make me make art.
If I can bring that *fascination | laugh | cry* high to anyone, well, that makes me high.
Thank you for visiting, let me know if I got you high today.



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